Barely weeks after his affair with Imogen Thomas was revealed, Ryan Giggs is facing another bombshell with his sister-in-law accusing him of having an eight-year affair with her.

FIFA ended a tumultous week with Sepp Blatter retaining his power at the head for the next four years, albeit with their reputation dragged through the mud and confirming what we already knew before – that hidden behind the echelons lie a more devious web of money & power that flows throughout the organization.

Wayne Rooney has admitted that he is undergoing hair transplant and is absolutely proud of it!

As Blackpool suffered the ignominy of relegation after defeat to Manchester United on Sunday, they will be sorely missed not only for their attacking football, but also their manager Ian Holloway as he gave us much entertainment fodder not last seen in the Premier League since José Mourinho.

Ryan Giggs has nowhere to hide, now that his name has been brought up in Parliament as the footballer who applied for a super injunction against newspapers publishing his name as the footballer having an affair with Imogen Thomas.

Ryan Giggs has suffered the effects of the phenomenon known as the Streisand effect after requesting a High Court order asking Twitter to reveal details of users who had revealed his identity as the footballer who had an affair with Imogen Thomas.

In a shocking revelation that will stun football fans around the World, Ryan Giggs has been unmasked as the footballer who had a seven month affair with Imogen Thomas.