G: “I like trekking.”
Me: “So where have you trekked at?”
G: “Never trekked anywhere before.”
Me: “… … … …”

Me: “The commentator really cannot make it, that was Lampard, not Rooney.”
G: “Wow how come you used vulgarities?!”
Me: “???”
G: “Yeah you used lam..”
Me: (realizing the confusion): “… “

Whilst having dinner at Shilin Night Market, I was asking CCC whether he was full having such a small portion of food, to which he replied:
“You eat the less now, you eat the more later”
Moi: “What kind of english is that man?!”
Angela – almost rolls off her chair … I …

Here is the World’s most decorated penguin, Nils Olav aka “Sir Nils” receiving another honour today as he was knighted at Edinburgh Zoo. Visitor favourite Nils Olav is an honorary member of the Norwegian King’s Guard, which promoted him from Colonel-in-Chief during a ceremony at the animal attraction.
Sir Nils inspecting …

An Australian woman has taken revenge on her cheating husband by putting a photograph of his lover’s underpants up for sale on the auction site eBay.

A garden gnome that vanished seven months ago has returned home — complete with snaps from a round-the-world holiday, including being on a cable car in Singapore.

Do you know where you can buy long johns?
Long John Silver’s