Linus' Daily Antics » Headbangers http://www.linuskoh.com The Daily Musings of My Mundane Life Thu, 19 Aug 2010 06:58:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Potato Decides http://www.linuskoh.com/2010/02/06/potato/ http://www.linuskoh.com/2010/02/06/potato/#comments Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:00:07 +0000 Linus http://www.linuskoh.com/?p=1281 After Potato’s operation on Thursday where various lumps were removed, and after being violated twice in the ass (literally), I had to schedule another review for her five days later.

Whilst speaking to the receptionist, she went: “When would Potato like to visit the vet?”

Erm, never ever again if it was up to her? Slightly bemusing to say the least, though I reckon working with animals too much mean you reckon they can decide when it’s the right time to visit the doctor.

]]> http://www.linuskoh.com/2010/02/06/potato/feed/ 0 Charity http://www.linuskoh.com/2007/09/28/charity/ http://www.linuskoh.com/2007/09/28/charity/#comments Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:28:36 +0000 Linus http://www.thekohs.net/linus/2007/09/charity/ I take two modules every 3 months, effectively 2 different subjects in 12 weeks, so there is practically minimal use of the textbooks for each subject. Laughing Its an arduous task trying to sell the textbooks thereafter, even though most of them are kept in excellent and hardly used conditions.

So I got a SMS from a classmate asking about one of the books. Excellent, I could get rid of another text, till I got the reply … So can I borrow the book from you?

Wow, exceedingly brilliant, now since when did I start owning a charitable library I did not know of? Yell

]]> http://www.linuskoh.com/2007/09/28/charity/feed/ 0 Underground http://www.linuskoh.com/2007/09/19/underground/ http://www.linuskoh.com/2007/09/19/underground/#comments Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:50:25 +0000 Linus http://www.thekohs.net/linus/2007/09/underground/ You thought you had seen it all in the army … but when you have classmates thinking that “underground racing” literally means racing underground, you just stop to wonder.

]]> http://www.linuskoh.com/2007/09/19/underground/feed/ 0 Spoiler! http://www.linuskoh.com/2007/07/03/spoiler/ http://www.linuskoh.com/2007/07/03/spoiler/#comments Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:37:30 +0000 Linus http://www.thekohs.net/linus/2007/07/spoiler/ My dear James, you are so going to know every other movie plot way ahead of their screening in Singapore! Yell

!! Spoilers for Die Hard 4.0 ahead !!

James says:
maggie q eye candy nia
James says:
middle of the show killed by bruce willis liao
Bobby Bolivia says:
eh y u tell me?!
James says:
orh… but i din tell u bruce willis tried to crush her wif a truck down the elevator shaft mah

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About a comment that he couldn’t draw for nuts …

“Yes I can’t sing, and I can’t draw … BUT I can write!”

After dedicating 2 minutes or more of his time to an insurance agent at the PC fair even though the agent said he only needed 30 seconds, and indicating to the class that he only preys on delicate male salesmen

“I’ve already given you more than 2 minutes of my time, you have to perform harder next time.”

Disclaimer: the quotes are not exactly word for word, but you get the gist of it Wink

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“Is the test on thursday in the morning or evening? ” Surprised

Well, the reason for asking was that the schedule on the text had indicated it was during the lesson on thursday @ the time period 7 – 10 A.M. … but seemingly since our first block teaching had lessons @ 7 – 10 P.M., wouldn’t it be understood that lessons would always be in the evening? Furthermore, it was a part-time degree course, catered in part also to working adults. Which working adult would be free to attend @ 7 A.M. in the morning …

Even then again, who has lessons @ 7 in the morning!?

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