While briefing us on the safety aspect at the range, the safety officer was mentioning about how he wanted to get everything done smoothly and without incidents.

He somehow managed to get to a point of mentioning about someone possibly getting shot, of which he exclaimed “Touch Wood!“, and proceeded to touch the top of his head.

I have always maintained I can write a book on the actions & quotes throughout my army life, and it continues even when you go back for reservist. Absolutely brilliant.