I have a new tutor this semester that goes by the initials of L.K.Y and his blunt sacarsm, straight-in-your-face never ceases to irk me and entertain me, and his quotes are aplenty. I would try to detail as many as I can remember, but here’s his latest quip …

About a comment that he couldn’t draw for nuts …

“Yes I can’t sing, and I can’t draw … BUT I can write!”

After dedicating 2 minutes or more of his time to an insurance agent at the PC fair even though the agent said he only needed 30 seconds, and indicating to the class that he only preys on delicate male salesmen

“I’ve already given you more than 2 minutes of my time, you have to perform harder next time.”

Disclaimer: the quotes are not exactly word for word, but you get the gist of it